Philzone.org Discussion Board: Archive 2004: Politics Archive 2004: Things to do before the inauguration

From an email I received...


> >Get that abortion now.
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> > Drink a nice clean glass of water.
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> > Cash your Social Security check.
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> > Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
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> > Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
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> > Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
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> > Hoard gasoline.
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> > Borrow books from library before they're banned: Constitutional law
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> > books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
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> > Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
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> > Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
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> > Stay out late before the curfews start.
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> > Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."
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> > Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
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> > Use the phrase, "You can't do that! This is America."
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> > If you're white, marry a black person. If you're black, marry a
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> > white person.
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> > Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a
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> > base-jumper.
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> > Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
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> > Start your school day without a prayer.
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> > Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
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> > Learn French.
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> > Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
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> > Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
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> > Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
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> > Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
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> > Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
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> > Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."
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> > Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.
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stand up and be proud

smile

fuck up the death machine

twirl

cash out american stocks and invest in euros.