Philzone.org Discussion Board: Archive 2004: Politics Archive 2004: Things to do before the Inaugural

(one of those emails going around, sorry if you've seen it already)

Some things to Do Before the Inaugural:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
9. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
10. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher
in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
15. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
19. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
20. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
21. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
22. Start your school day without a prayer.
23. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
24. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
25. Learn French.
26. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
27. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
28. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.