Ron Artest is the King of the Assclowns!

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dean Smith is my co-pilot (Buncombe) on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 07:16 pm: Edit Post

What an idiot! Asking for time off because he is worn out from working on his rap album. And he says things to the effect of him not giving hoops 100% of his attention until after said rap album is released. If the Pacers have any sack at all they will release this loose cannon. It's not like he's been a model citizen as it is. Even by the loose standards of the NBA this guy stands out as a moron. In a perfect world the Pacers release, the rest of the league refuses to sign a guy to whom the team is not #1, and then he has to go work for a living like the rest of us.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By NOTTY! (Notty) on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 07:20 pm: Edit Post

easy for sheezy there Flo Flo.

Ronny A is in the hizzou and you bes' rek-o-nize.

he may send his posse out after your ass of you don't check yo'self.

z


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Cosmic (Okieboy) on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 07:34 pm: Edit Post

Motherfucker needs to have his head examined. I was listening to the radio last night coming home from work and Artest was being interviewed and asked what his comments were about getting benched and this one reporter asked him "Do you know anything about integrity?" Artest answered the question something to the effect of "I don't know what that word means I haven't used a dictionary very much."

What a Fuckin Schmuck!

This is only the pre-punishment phase. I think as his album gets closer to release date he will pull something else and be suspended without pay for a few games, but like being benched he will probably say "That's cool I need the rest!"

Fuckin Pussy! It's the second week of the season. Do what you get PAID to do for your team. Do you think Kobe wasnt tired from getting hauled back and forth to Colorado for a trial that could have possibly landed him in jail for 20 to Life? NO, he didn't need the rest you idiot! He came back every night for every game and led his team to a win every time he made the trip to Colorado. RAP ALBUM??

Um, Coach, I can't play ball for a while because I have a new rap album coming out at the end of the month. Can I have a month off Coach? RAP ALBUM! Gimme a fuckin break! BWAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By johnnyg (Hamptonlove) on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 08:44 pm: Edit Post

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. He actually thought he had the right to take a leave to prop his CD.

Whatever.

Nice St. John's education.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dean Smith is my co-pilot (Buncombe) on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 08:52 pm: Edit Post

Ron Artest can eat the corn & nuts out of Notty's shit for all I care. Dude needs to get back on the lithium toot suite. The guy is living proof that the NBA employs more morons per capita than any other sports league...and with all of the assholes in the NFL that is saying something. And as for his rappin' skills: I heard a guy on Rome today say that he had heard Artest drop some rhymes and that it made Deion "Must Be the Money" Sanders sound like Bushwick Bill, Willie D, and Scarface, AKA the rappinest motherfuckers on the Planet, da Geto Boys!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By iannai (Mule) on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 09:35 pm: Edit Post

Typical east coast bustah thinking he has lyrical skillz...he best step off the train before the conductor checks that ticket yo.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By NOTTY! (Notty) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 09:53 am: Edit Post

listen to Floyd all up in there, actin' like he aint gansta and shit.



can one of my peeps gimme a fo'shizzle.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By NOTTY! (Notty) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 10:25 am: Edit Post

you know what else is pissing me off Floyd....


I THOUGHT I WAS KING OF THE ASSCLOWNS!:-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Casper_the_friendly_ghost (Ryan_x) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 10:30 am: Edit Post

And I'm a Pacer's fan. :-(

Artest - YOU'RE A FRUIT LOOP!

Why don't you just elbow some puck ass point guard in the mouth and get suspended, dumbass. Oh, and make sure you call the punk ass point guards wife and son names. Go out with style, bro. Damn.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By an honest man (Unclelar) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 11:04 am: Edit Post

the album is due ot nov. 23, its an r&b album not rap.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By brick (Gmack) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 12:09 pm: Edit Post

this is a BEAUTIFUL thing....couldnt happen to a nicer league

I mean~ you just cant MAKE this shit up

its 'Leon" from the budweiser commercials I tell ya


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Northernlites (Northernlites) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 12:39 pm: Edit Post

hope he blows out an acl


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By SIhead (Sihead) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 12:43 pm: Edit Post

Leon don't show for less than 10 G's, nowhatmsayin...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tim (Tjw) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 01:22 pm: Edit Post

Central Division, in the Eastern Conference. Who cares?
(Last season's Finals were fixed, and I got that memo late.)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dean Smith is my co-pilot (Buncombe) on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 03:33 pm: Edit Post

I know the King of the Assclowns, Mr. Notty, and Cheesehead, you are no King of the Assclowns!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dean Smith is my co-pilot (Buncombe) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 02:19 am: Edit Post

Well, I hate to say I told you so, but I did go muthafuckin' Nostradamus on this one! My original post was 8 days before the brawl, or, if you will, the Motown Throwdown. Guess Mr. Artest now has plenty of time to promote his album. I cannot wait to see what this freak will do next. To take it to the next level he'll need to bite someone's head off or something like that. And on camera, of course...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By hypocryptical envelopment (Moforen) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 02:58 am: Edit Post

Yo Buncombe-
YOU ARE NOSTRADAMUS!
Got any NCAA tournament predictions?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By NOTTY! (Notty) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 09:46 am: Edit Post

i hope you don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back there Miss Cleo.


call 1-900-FLOYD and he will reeeaaad your future.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By squiddly (Foghorne) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 12:20 pm: Edit Post

Well this certainly takes pressure off Mike Tyson.


Artest is a goober, all he can say is ' move on ', screw move on homey.
If he would have said sorry to the fans maybe he gets less heckling next year.This dude is just asking for the All Pro hecklers to step up..


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dean Smith is my co-pilot (Buncombe) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 03:14 pm: Edit Post

>>>Got any NCAA tournament predictions?

That's a no-brainer: the University of National Champions. Tar Heels all the way! The time is now to regain what is rightfully ours. Tonight is time for Iowa to step up and get their ass whoopin'!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By smell ya later! (Backonthebus) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 03:22 pm: Edit Post

Didn't UNC just suffer a drubbing at the hands of some unranked regional college in California?









go wolfpack


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By ZZZZ (Zang) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 06:30 pm: Edit Post

Iowa knocked off Texas and Louisville. Looks like all the people doing the preseason rankings didn't do their homework.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dean Smith is my co-pilot (Buncombe) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 07:15 pm: Edit Post

The Heels lost to Santa Clara, the school that Steve Nash attended. I was there: it was a meaningless loss. They should have never lost, but they came out as rusty and uninspired as possible (plus they had no Felton). The real Heels have shown up the past 2 nights. Unless they have made a new rule that you have to be undefeated to win it all. If you honestly think Carolina losing to Santa Clara means NCSU is better, or that UNC is finished, then go ahead thinking that. Whatever helps you sleep at night


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Da Shizznit (Notty) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 08:19 pm: Edit Post

oh now Miss Cleo is ignoring me.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By smell ya later! (Backonthebus) on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 09:08 pm: Edit Post

ROAD TO VICTORY
1. assign lockers
2. practice
3. lose to unranked schools most people never heard of
4. win championship


They are on their way! A done deal, as it were.





I like wolfpack, but that is another matter entirely from whether they or UNC is good, bad or ugly. It is unconditional liking (I won't call it love, because there's no room in my love for basketball).



ps, Brenda hooked it up with a nice deal on a tawny port, thatnks for the tip--i like that place


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dean Smith is my co-pilot (Buncombe) on Friday, November 26, 2004 - 06:14 pm: Edit Post

Nah mon, mistress Cleo not be ignoring you Notty. Mistress Cleo just too damn busy! I and I got too much going on mon. Dat's all, you blood clot!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Da Shizznit (Notty) on Friday, November 26, 2004 - 06:44 pm: Edit Post

:-)